Menu
To place a takeout order, call us @ (360) 684-0608
Basics
2 Eggs, Potatoes, Toast$10.00
Mystery Burrito$17.00
Steak & Eggs$21.00
Southern Classic$16.00
Mcstoopid$11.00
BLT$15.00
BBQ brisket Sammy$17.00
Biscuits & Gravy
B & G Combo$16.00
Manslide$20.00
Eggs Benni
Trad Benni$18.00
Country Benni$22.00
Salmon Benni$21.00
Veg Benni$20.00
Hash
$teak Browns$21.00
BBQ Hash$20.00
Pork Verde$19.00
Bacon Cheddar$16.00
West Coast$19.00
Mystery$18.00
Sides
Small Fruit$5.00
Large Fruit$8.00
1 Egg$2.00
Hash$6.00
Diced Potatoes$6.00
Biscuit$4.00
Toast$3.00
Beans$4.00
Side Gravy$5.00
Veggie Medley$8.00
Salsa$2.00
Holly$2.00
Sour Cream$2.00
Avocado$2.00
French Toast
French Toast Combo$18.00
Specials
Cream Cheese Benni$20.00
BBQ Pork Sando$18.00
Naughty or Nice French Toast$17.00
Mystery Waffel$15.00
Loaded Benedict$15.00
Cornd Beef Hash$18.00
Pancakes
1-1-1$9.00
2-2-2$16.00
Single Cake$4.00
Two Cakes$8.00
Stack$10.00
Small Kids Cake$2.00
Medium Kids Cake$2.50
Large Kids Cake$3.00
2 Piece French Toast$15.00
Classics
The Regular$9.00
Southern Classic$16.00
Nate's$19.00
B&G$18.00
Manslide$22.00
CFS$22.00
Steak & Eggs$22.00
McStupid$12.00
Smash Burger$15.00
BLT$18.00
Sweet Starts
Waffle$10.00
French Toast$15.00
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Juice$4.00
Lemonade$4.00
Yerba Mate$4.00
Ice T$4.00
Soda$4.00
Hot Choccy$4.00
Drip Coffee$4.00
Wonderland Tea$4.00
Mocha$6.00
Latte$6.00
Americano$4.00
Cocktails & Beer
Bloody Mary$14.00
Starburst$12.00
Rosemary Paloma$12.00
Gin & Jam$12.00
Espresso Martini$12.00
Irish Coffee$12.00
Beer$6.00
Dog Mosa$14.00
Black widow$12.00
Cinnamon apple cider$12.00
Hot Toddy$12.00
Hot Toddy for a Hot Body$12.00
Cinnamon Apple Whiskey$12.00
Happy Beer$4.00
Friday Happy Shot$4.00
Friday Happy Cocktails$6.00
Beer and shot combo$8.00
Peach Fuzz$12.00
Sweet Heat Margarita$12.00
Screwdriver$12.00
Shot$4.00
Happy Hour
Happy Beer$4.00
Happy Black Widow$8.00
Happy Bloody Mary$8.00
Happy Duck Fart$4.00
Happy Greyhound$8.00
Happy Hot Toddy$8.00
Happy Mimosa$8.00
Happy Screwdriver$8.00
Happy BLAT$12.00
Happy Potato Bowl$5.00
Breaky Smash$12.00
Happy Waffle Combo$15.00
koko loco moco$6.00
Cinnamon Roll Pancake$6.00
Sausage, feta, onions, olives, spinach, and pesto$18.00
Roasted Potatoes$6.00
Hash Browns$6.00
Avocado$3.00
Pesto$3.00
Salsa$2.00
Meat$5.00
Waffle Combo$18.00
Waffle$10.00
holli$1.00
Friday Happy Froot$4.00
Friday Happy Smash Burger$6.00
Veggie Benni$18.00
Friday Happy Anthony's World Famous Pork$6.00
Traditional Benni$18.00
Roasted Veggies$3.00
Steak Benni$20.00
Steak Browns$20.00
Bac & Ched$16.00
Salmon Benni$20.00
BQQ brisket Hash$19.00
Jala Creme Pork$19.00
Roasted Veg hash$18.00
1 Egg$2.00
Pork Verde$18.00
2 Egg$3.00
Hash$6.00
Grits$3.00
Roasted Pots$6.00
Gravy$4.00
Sour Cream$2.00
Toast$3.00
Large Froot$7.00
Biscuit$3.00
Small Froot$4.00
Chicken Fried Steak$22.00
Side$6.00
Tacos$3.00
KIDS$6.00
Sando$8.00
Custom Omelet/Scramble$18.00
Hot Chocolate$6.00
Jam$10.00
Monte Cristo$18.00
Happy Food
Happy BLAT$12.00
Happy Potato Bowl$5.00
Breaky Smash$12.00
Happy Waffle Combo$15.00
A staple of the Fountain District — an ideal spot for an early morning start, a quick lunch, or a special event.
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